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STREET-STYLE TACOS
Hard shell corn tortillas, fresh, vibrant, and perfect for sharing!The Portobello Surf Taco (G,D,F)
Crispy, battered local haddock, zesty lime-cilantro crema, crunchy vibrant house slaw, topped with fresh salsa and jalapeñosSingle Taco (1 pc)
£4.50
Double Pack (2 pcs)
£8.0
The Trio Feast (3 pcs)
£11.0
The Peri Peri Pulled Chicken (SU)
Slow-cooked, ultra-juicy shredded chicken thighs smothered in our fiery homemade Peri Peri sauce. Topped with guacamole, red onion, and a cool mayo drizzleSingle Taco (1 pc)
£4.50
Double Pack (2 pcs)
£8.0
The Trio Feast (3 pcs)
£11.0
Smoked Chili Con Carne (D)
Slow-cooked rich beef chili infused with smoked paprika. Served with fresh guacamole, crumbled feta cheese, and coriander Single Taco (1 pc)
£4.50
Double Pack (2 pcs)
£8.0
The Trio Feast (3 pcs)
£11.0
THE ULTIMATE LOADED FRIES
A mountain of crispy, golden fries stacked high with premium toppings. Available in Regular (perfect for one) or Large (ultimate sharing size)The Peri Peri Firestorm (G, SU)
Seasoned fries loaded with our hot & juicy Peri Peri Pulled Chicken, sweet smoky BBQ sauce, cool garlic aioli, and finished with a crunch of fresh spring onions.Regular
£8.50
Large
£11.95
El Jefe Chili Fries (G, D)
Crispy fries loaded with our rich Beef Chili Con Carne, smothered in melted mature Scottish cheddar, topped with jalapeños and sour cream. Regular
£8.95
Large
£12.50
The Truffle Luxury (G,D)
Fries tossed in sea salt, drizzled generously with rich truffle aioli, and topped with a snow-mountain of finely grated Parmesan.Regular
£7.95
Large
£11.50
The Caledonian (The Local Legend) (G,D,SU)
Crispy fries topped with grilled, crumbled Scottish Haggis, melted cheddar, and drenched in our homemade creamy Highland Whisky sauce.Regular
£8.95
Large
£12.50
Crispy Loaded Nachos
A towering mountain of crunchy tortilla chips, smothered in warm cheese and loaded with bold, fresh toppings.El Jefe Loaded Nachos (D,S)
Our ultimate beach platter stacked with rich Beef Chili Con Carne, cheddar cheese, fresh
guacamole, salsa, sour cream, and a kick of jalapeños.Regular
£9.50
Large
£14.0
Palm Beach Nachos (D,S)
100% vegetarian goodness. Warm tortilla chips smothered in cheddar cheese, fresh guacamole, salsa, sour cream, and fiery jalapeños.Regular
£8.50
Large
£12.0
Vegetarian
SOMETHING TO SHARE (OR NOT!)
Perfect platters to graze on while relaxing on the swings with a cold drinkThe Ultimate Cheese Board (D,G, SU,N)
A curated selection of premium cheeses, served with crackers, tomato chilli chutney, dried apricots, cornichons and grapes. Great for pairing with wine or craft beer
£25.0
Vegetarian
The Beachside Meat Platter (G,SU,N)
A loaded selection of cured meats, served with crackers, tomato chilli chutney, olives and
cornichons. Built for sharing.
£28.0
The Grand Mixed Platter (D,G,SU,N)
The best of both worlds. A massive sharing feast of premium cheeses, cured meats, olives, crackers, tomato chilli chutney, dried apricots, cornichons and grapes.
£30.0
The Ultimate Seafood Surf Platter (F,M,D,G,MO,C)
The King of the beach! Sharing platter of our coastal favourites: Mussels, half a local haddock battered fillet, spicy king prawns, prawns in batter, crunchy scampi and calamari. Served with lemon, mayo and tartar sauce.
£35.0
ON THE SIDE
Quick bites and crunchy additions to fuel your beach day.Fresh Mixed Salad
Crispy seasonal salad, cherry tomatoes, mix olives tossed in olive oil.
£4.5
Vegan
Vegetarian
Regular Chips (G)
Crispy, golden, and perfectly seasoned. Simple as that.
£5.0
Marinated Mixed Olives
A vibrant mix of Mediterranean olives.
£4.5
Vegan
Vegetarian
Garlic Crust Bread (G,D)
Warm, stone-baked bread smothered in aromatic homemade garlic butter.
£4.5
Vegetarian
Garlic & Cheese Crust Bread (G,D)
Our classic garlic bread loaded with a melt of gooey mozzarella cheese.
£6.0
Vegetarian
The Classic Bruschetta (G,D,CE)
Toasted artisan bread piled high with freshly cherry tomatoes, garlic, fresh basil, and a drizzle of premium extra virgin olive oil.
£6.5
Vegetarian
SEAFOOD CLASSICS
Freshly caught, local seafood given a coastal street-food upgrade. Beach comfort food at its finest!The Portobello Haddock & Chips (G,D,SU)
Local, ultra-fresh Haddock fillet in a crispy, light batter. Served with tartare sauce, a squeeze of
lemon, mushy peas, and golden chips.
£17.5
Crispy Calamari (G,D,MU,MO)
Tender ringlets of squid deep fried in batter to crispy perfection. Served with tomato sauce, mayo and golden chips.
£15.5
Crunchy Golden Scampi (G,D,MU, C)
Juicy scampi coated in fresh, extra-crunchy breadcrumbs, fried until golden. Served with tomato sauce, mayo and chips.
£15.5
Coastal Steamed Mussels
A huge pot of fresh Scottish mussels, steamed to order. Choose your vibe:
• Garlic, White Wine, Ginger, Shallots & Cream Sauce (Rich & aromatic)(MO,D)
• San Marzano Tomato & Garlic Sauce (Fiery, Mediterranean-style)(MO)Half-Kg
£13.5
1 Kg
£20.0
ARTISAN STONE-BAKED PIZZAS (G,D)
Our pizzas are stretched by hand, loaded with premium ingredients, and baked to crispy perfection in our stone oven. Perfect for sharing on the deck!
Gluten Free option available, please ask.The Margherita
Authentic San Marzano tomato sauce, creamy fior di latte mozzarella, a drizzle of olive oil, and
fresh basil.
£13.50
The Hawaii
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte mozzarella, Parma ham, and sweet juicy pineapple.
£14.50
The Diavolina
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte mozzarella, spicy pepperoni, salami, mixed peppers, and fresh chili.
£15.50
The Pepperoni
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte mozzarella, and a generous layer of spicy pepperoni.
£14.0
The Genoa (E,N)
White base (no tomato). Fior di latte mozzarella, aromatic basil pesto, spinach, wild broccoli, cherry tomatoes, and crunchy chili flakes.
£14.0
Vegetarian
The Antigua
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte mozzarella, Caribbean-style jerk chicken, pineapple, peppers, onion, and sweetcorn.
£15.0
The Vegana
Marzano tomato sauce, vegan mozzarella, fresh basil, spinach, and mixed peppers.
£14.5
Vegan
The Milano
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte mozzarella, rich Milano salami, and savory gorgonzola cheese.
£14.5
The Metropolitana
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte mozzarella, fresh basil, spinach, and mixed peppers.
£15.5
Vegetarian
The Carne
The meat lover's feast. San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte mozzarella, cooked ham, spicy pepperoni, mushrooms, finished with sharp Parmesan shavings.
£14.5
The Primavera
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte mozzarella, cherry tomatoes, rocket, red onion and parmesan.
£15.5
Vegetarian
Calzone
Folded pizza filled with tomato sauce, mozzarella, ham, mushrooms and ricotta.
You can also substitute ingredients and pick your own!
£21.0
FRESH PASTA BOWLS
Comfort food done right. Hearty, delicious pasta dishes made fresh to order. Perfect after a long day by the sea.
Gluten Free option available, please ask.Penne Napoli (G,CE)
Penne pasta tossed in a classic, rich Italian tomato and garlic sauce.
£12.0
Penne Piccanti (G,CE)
Penne pasta cooked to perfection in a fiery, spicy tomato sauce. Simple and bold.
£13.0
Spaghetti Alla Bolognese (G,CE)
The ultimate classic. Rich, slow-cooked beef and tomato ragù served over a bed of spaghetti.
£14.5
Spaghetti Alla Carbonara (G,D,E)
The legendary Italian dish. Spaghetti in a rich, creamy sauce with crispy bacon and egg yolk.
£14.5
Penne Don Giovanni (G,D)
Tender penne pasta tossed with juicy chicken and mushrooms in a silky, rich cream sauce.
£14.5
Spaghetti Alfredo (G,D)
Spaghetti in a creamy Alfredo sauce with grilled chicken and parmesan.
£14.5
Spaghetti Vegetariani (G,CE)
Spaghetti served in a bright, vibrant tomato sauce packed with a fresh selection of seasonal
vegetables.
£13.5
Vegetarian
Spaghetti Gamberoni (G,C)
Our premium seafood pasta. King prawns sautéed in extra virgin olive oil, garlic, crushed dried chilies, and sweet cherry tomatoes.
£19.50
Spaghetti Frutti di Mare (G,C,MO,CE)
Spaghetti with selection of seafood and spicy fish with rich tomato sauce.
£21.0
LITTLE SURFERS KIDS MENU
Perfectly portioned meals for our youngest guests.Kids Margherita Pizza (G,D)
Our classic stone-baked pizza crust topped with rich tomato sauce and melted mozzarella.
£10.0
Kids Penne Napoli (G,CE)
Tender penne pasta tossed in our smooth, classic house tomato and garlic sauce.
£10.0
Kids Spaghetti Bolognese (G,CE)
A comforting bowl of spaghetti topped with our hearty, slow-cooked beef ragù.
£10.0
Crispy Chicken Nuggets & Chips (G,S)
Golden, crunchy chicken nuggets served with a mountain of crispy fries.
£10.0
Kids Coastal Fish & Chips (G)
A mini portion of our local, fresh beer-battered Haddock, served with golden chips.
£12.0
Kids Penne Carbonara (G,D)
Penne pasta coated in a rich, creamy sauce with smoky bacon bits.
£10.0
SWEET TREATS & DESSERTS
The perfect sweet finish to a sun-soaked day on the beach.Oscar's Premium Gelato (D)
Rich and creamy artisan gelato. Mix and match your favourite flavours!1 Scoop
£2.90
2 Scoops
£4.90
3 Scoops
£6.50
The Classic Tiramisu (D,G,E,P,N,MU)
An authentic, elegant Italian layered dessert. Served with your choice of whipped cream or a scoop of our creamy gelato.
£6.50
Gooey Chocolate Fudge Cake (D,G,S,E)
Indulgently rich, warm chocolate cake. Served with your choice of whipped cream or a scoop of velvety gelato.
£6.50
Drinks
Healthy smoothie
Nourish your body with our selection of healthy smoothies
£3.00
Fresh juice
A refreshing blend of freshly squeezed orange, watermelon, carrot, and gingerSmall
£2.00
Medium
£3.00
Large
£4.00
Wine
Choice of red, white, or rosé
£2.00
Soft drink
Soda, Sprite, Pepsi & Diet Coke
£1.50
Coffee
Locally roasted coffee, brewed in-house
£2.50
Cocktails
Aperol Spritz, Gin & Tonic, Mojito
£1.50
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